How to Draw Autistic Screaming Funny Tweets
Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest stuff we can screencap and share with you.
And every week we narrow it down to our 50-ish favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds.
Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some very funny tweets from long ago. Also, we update this list weekly, so be sure to scroll for past winners!
Either way, these were the 50 funniest tweets we saw this week.
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NYC LANDLORDS: It's not that bad in the apartment.
THE NOT THAT BAD APARTMENT: pic.twitter.com/Yk3F48jzlP
— The Nostalgia Queen ➐ 👸🏽 (@Snow_Blacck) November 4, 2021
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She definitely called that dog a slur or sumn in doggy language lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pic.twitter.com/NWR0SWZvqG
— ً (@MANlTHEDON) November 11, 2021
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I love dry cereal it feels like im eating dog food for girls
— helena (@freshhel) November 24, 2021
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5 seconds after sending "no problem! happy to help!" pic.twitter.com/oWGpME6ZAb
— ꧁Madimoiselle꧂ (@drivingmemadi) November 5, 2021
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Them: You've heard of Elf on the Shelf but have you heard of–
Me: NO! NO! I HADN'T 'HEARD' OF ELF ON THE SHELF THEY JUST APPEARED ONE DAY WITH EVERYONE ACTING LIKE THEY'RE SOME ANCIENT CHRISTMAS TRADITION BUT THEY'RE NOT. WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?? WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM US???
— Laura Shortridge-Scott 💙 (@DiscordianKitty) December 7, 2021
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*walking on a completely smooth path*
my ankle: pic.twitter.com/9P26OsBZ18— UBEX (@UbexBtt) October 7, 2021
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As the world gets dumber, I can't help but think Pizza Hut should give a personal pan pizza to every adult who reads 12 books over the summer.
— SCOTTY (@MarylandMudflap) July 10, 2019
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Congratulations on becoming a contestant on the Price is Right. Please, put on this clothing from 1979 and follow me.
— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) May 2, 2016
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me chasing after the ice cream truck pic.twitter.com/uFh6F3ad7x
— batkaren (@batkaren) May 1, 2016
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tired of these mfs pic.twitter.com/NX6G3I2TMi
— Roach (@DickFooDog) July 16, 2019
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this is it. this is peak comedy. nothing will ever be funnier than this https://t.co/qNCwtrDtYm
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) June 23, 2019
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I'm sorry the what now pic.twitter.com/OpxK1FKiZY
— skep the nie (@goodhairperson) July 16, 2019
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https://twitter.com/miracleunique_/status/1317192536293662720
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When your anxiety is at a 12 but you're just going about your workday like pic.twitter.com/HN0aMx6RGx
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) July 16, 2019
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God: you're my son
Jesus: do I have super powers 😀
God: you can turn water to wine, walk on water, uh bread
Jesus: :/
God: …fish
Jesus: so who's my enemy
God: Satan. he has shapeshifting, fire, rock n roll, charm
Jesus: wow that's cool 🙁
God: oh he's super duper cool
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) June 13, 2019
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Me, in hell: I was told there would be a "special" place for me?
— Alice Wetterlund (@alicewetterlund) February 25, 2019
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when u got a promotion at work but the chardonnay is subpar & your marriage is slowly crumbling pic.twitter.com/Rwo8cuwURt
— lil jon lovitz (not seasonal) (@liljonlovitz) April 28, 2016
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Thinking about the time I drunkenly spilled an entire bowl of soup on my new macbook & then tried to tell the apple store it just broke out of nowhere & then the guy had to look me in the eye & say "we opened it up and there's just…so much soup in here…like chunks of carrots.."
— Arianna Rebolini (@AriannaRebolini) October 17, 2021
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HER: do u have a condom
ME: u bet [whistles]
[an eagle flies thru the window & drops off a cat]
H: holy shit
M: ya sometimes he brings cats— The Leg Collector (@AbrasiveGhost) May 3, 2016
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FIRST PERSON TO GET A CAT: haha this thing is an asshole I'm gonna keep it
— tater tot bros (@thetits) May 3, 2016
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MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED
— Sarah Lyons (@sarbeaaaar) January 3, 2017
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wheres my fuckin son pic.twitter.com/QM2nh5AYKs
— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) January 9, 2019
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I like it when they put 'the end' after a movie, so that you know not to stay sat in your seat for the rest of your life.
— a skeleton head (@Death_Buddy) May 2, 2016
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Every meeting when you suffer from imposter syndrome pic.twitter.com/J3XdTUUX5k
— Chris 🏳️🌈 (@chrispaget1) October 18, 2020
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"Yea, when my mom fell down the stairs and broke her hip, we just shot her." pic.twitter.com/7t197jKoD0
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) April 16, 2018
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obviously therapists go to other therapists. but who's at the very top? do they know everyone's secrets?
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) October 20, 2021
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i just heard my neighbor crying which means unfortunately she could probably hear me singing monster mash in different voices
— pascalle (@pasxalle) October 18, 2021
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WOLF: I can't do this
FEMALE WOLF: Just focus on me, babe.
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: The male penetrates the female
WOLF: He's so creepy
— Brian Doyle (@WritePlay) April 14, 2016
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Lord give me the commitment of a guy they forced into a polar bear costume going full method during an escape drill at a zoo pic.twitter.com/wPSBZ6hwpb
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 27, 2019
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3 am thoughts pic.twitter.com/apqXUw2Pcg
— FannyBelle (@FAIRYBOYMUSIC) October 19, 2020
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(to my date after each preview at a movie) the actual film will be much longer than that
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) May 2, 2016
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this still cracks me up pic.twitter.com/UJGEN34Yma
— tatbae (@heluvtat) November 21, 2021
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Me watching you in the Google Doc pic.twitter.com/sIXjpdAvtn
— Carly Severn (@TeacupInTheBay) October 25, 2021
More of the funniest stuff we saw this week:
- 41 Of The Best Funny Pictures Of Today's Internet
- 23 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
- 20 Funny Viral Tweets About Halloween 2020
- 25 Of The Funniest Masturbation Tweets From Women
Source: https://ruinmyweek.com/tweets/funny-tweets-this-week/
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